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Petai ;p

Petai, so who doesn't eat petai? or the other name for petai is Parkia speciosa.. people who lives in Southeast Asia must be familiar with this plant. but I bet some of the Asian didn't eat petai because of the smells, ahaha, am I right ? the smell is more horrible than the smell of durian, for me lah. but it taste really nice.
I have read somewhere about petai and its benefits. petai can reduce the risk of having anemia, helps to cure heart disease. so let see what is other benefit of petai.



Berdasarkan kajian, buah petai yang berbintil-bintil pada papannya dikatakan mengandungi kadar protein dan lemak yang tinggi berbanding tumbuhan hutan yang lain, iaitu sebanyak 8 peratus, 11 peratus karbohidrat, 71% air, banyak mengandungi kalsium, fosforus, zat besi,vitamin A, B1, B2 dan C.
Sebenarnya kandungan pemakanan biji petai berbeza mengikut umur dan kesegaran bijinya. Buah petai yang kecut ataupun bijinya tidak membulat mempunyai kandungan khasiatnya kurang. Dalam perubatan tradisional Melayu, biji petai dipercayai berkesan untuk merawat penyakit jantung dan penyakit kencing manis, mencuci buah pinggang, serta untuk mengeluarkan cacing daripada kanak-kanak yang kecacingan.
Menerusi informasi dari Penolong Pegawai Pertanian Kanan, Institut Biosains, Universiti Putra Malaysia (UPM), En. Tajuddin Abd. Manap. Kandungan klorofil dalam biji-biji petai berfungsi sebagai agen antioksidan yang baik untuk kulit, memastikan kesegaran tubuh, dan memperbaiki sistem penghadaman pengamal (makanan berasaskan petai). (Kosmo 28 Mei 2011)
Petai juga berkemampuan untuk membekalkan tenaga yang tinggi kerana, biji kekacang petai mengandungi gula semulajadi seperti fruktosa, glukosa, sukrosa dan kombinasi daripadanya. Petai juga mengandungi Trytophan, yang mampu mengawal tekanan seseorang, trytophan dapat bertukar kepada serotonin dimana dapat menjadikan orang lebih relaks, gembira dan menjadi emosi lebih stabil. Kandungan zat besi dalam petai mampu mengurangkan risiko mendapat anemia di kalangan pengamalnya. Vitamin B6 petai membantu mengawal paras gula dalam darah dan membantu wanita yang mengalami kebingungan tatkal mendapat sindrom premenstrual.
Kandungan kalium dalam petai dengan kandungan rendam garamnya baik untuk menurunkan tekanan darah tinggi dan mengurangi risiko strok. Petai juga mempunyai serat tumbuhan yang baik bagi pengahadaman dan dapat mengelakkan gejala sembelit dari mudah berlaku. Terdapat petua yang mengesyorkan adunan petai bersama susu dan madu, adunan ini dipercayai dapat mengurangkan masalah kemabukan, kerana herba petai, madu dan susu dapat memperbaiki aras glukosa dan mengembalikan aras cecair badan ketahap seimbang. Petai juga baik bagi seseorang yang telah memberhenti dari menghisap rokok dan dalam proses rehabilitasi. Kandungan Vitamin B6 dan B12 serta kalium dan magnesium dapat membantu dalam mengatasi kesan langsung akibat pemberhentian pengambilan nikotin.
Kulit pepapan petai dibahagian licin dalam poket biji petai disimpan boleh diusap pada bahagian bengkak atau kemerahan-merahan di kulit disebabkan oleh gigitan nyamuk.
Namun begitu memakan petai pada kuantiti yang banyak juga tidak baik kerana mempunyai kadar asid amino yang tinggi yang dapat mengakibatkan komplikasi pada ginjal.

Source: wikipedia

haaa, so my favorite dish with petai is Sambal Petai. the common dish for petai with the spicy taste ! hewhew. marvellous.. aumm. 

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cerita anjing, cerita kucing

kalau dah nama tu manusia, tetap manusia ,, haih , ape laaa ... gambar kat bawah nie di copy dari facebook, based on the information given, ada 'manusia' nie letak mercun dalam mulut anjing tersebut ,,, WTH  wei?

apa salah anjing nie pada pelaku tuu ? anjing ni pun benda hidup , breathing like human , got feeling like human too . ada rasa sakit , yang beza nya , dia haiwan je , yang lain semua macam manusia , cuba lahh kalau kita buat pada diri sendiri macam apa yang anjing nie kena ,, tak menjerit ? kena pisau sikit pun , kekadang meleleh jugak tears tuu, jatuh sikit pun ada luka kecil pun dah mengerang.. kalau kena macam anjing nie , mau menjerit sampai terkeluar anak tekak ,  separuh nyawa hilang tahan sakit ..dah la muka kena letup , ada bleeding, terbakar lagi,, anjing nie pun mesti fikir , salah apa lah yang dia dah buat? besar ke salah tu ? haiwan standard la kalau dia buat benda bodoh sebab dia tak da akal walaupun otal, tapi at least bila diajar, dia boleh ikut cakap.. daripada manusia yang ada otak ada akal tapi tak reti nak guna..  orang yang buat tuu, jangan kata hati kering tapi tak da hati ,, hati dah buang kot..' kecik-kecik tanak mampus, dah besar menyusah orang '-Direktor Ahmad Nisfu

aku boleh rasa pedih, berdarah,terbakar tu kat muka ,,, eiii , if aku yang kena nie , silap-silap koma, silap-silap pendek umur kot ,, mana tak nya , luka sikit pun rasa macam nak pengsan , hewhew ..

statement kat bawah nie was copied from Cesar Millan's website ..

It’s not just for the dogs… We owe it to ourselves as humans
The human brain is amazing. We can store and process huge amounts of information, we can think about the future, and use logic to solve problems.
But what happens when the brain is faced with a large number? On an intellectual level, we can understand “millions,” but on an emotional level it’s hard to connect. We hear politicians talking about the economy and billions of dollars of debt, but for most of us that’s very abstract. We understand on a much more real level, though, that if we’ve spent our paycheck by Tuesday, we’re in trouble until the next payday.
So think about this: Can you picture 4 million dogs and cats? Can you imagine what it would look like if they were all packed into one place? That’s about the same number of animals as the entire human population of the city of Los Angeles.


who is Cesar Millan ? kenal ? tak kenal ? okey he is The Dog Whisperer .. haaa sapa yang rajin bukak channel NatGeo tahu lahh , aku suka tengok rancangan nie 'The Dog Whisperer with Cesar Millan' ,, well obviously laa aku tak bela anjing , tapi aku suka tengok cara dia handle situation with the problematic dogs and the ways he train people ,, kenapa dia jadi 'The Dog Whisperer' ? haa sebab waktu dia pindah ke ke LA dia terkejut tengok banyak anjing-anjing bermasalah kat US .. so in order to help the dogs , he began to think about being a dog rehabilitator and a human trainer,, walaupun dia buat rehab dekat anjing sahaja , it is still an excellent work rather than buli haiwan-haiwan ,, dia buat bisnes rehab nie dengan bermodal kan duit gaji dia mencuci kereta .. daripada modal kecil , sekarang dia bisnes tu dah widen , dia dah ada Dog Psychology Centre, kat situ dia laa dia buat rehabilitation program pada problematic dog .. sampai anjing-anjing tu jinak , dengar cakap ,, ada satu Pitbull die nama die Daddy ,, anjing tu dah tua ,, and Cesar selalu amik Daddy nie buat role-model pada anjing-anjing yang nak di rehab nie ,, pasal if that problematic dog tuu menyalak macam mana pun , si Daddy tuu buat dunno je .. dia duduk golek centu je ,, macam tak da apa2 situasi ,, tapi malang nya yang hidup mesti mati kan *cewah ayat* Daddy dah pun mati ,, Daddy nie adalha anjing Cesar yang paling loyal, trustworthy, most influencial and well-balanced pit bul ambassador ,


nie lah Daddy pitbul tuu ,, sekarang tugas Daddy dah diambil alih oleh Junior, anak murid Daddy jugak lahh,, Junior nie ada spirit macam Daddy guak pasal tu Cesar amek dia jadi Cesar's rightman ,,, beza antara Junior dengan Daddy nie is , Junior is more athletic than Daddy ,, iye laah Daddy tu grandpa , Junior is grandson .. gittew la kata Cesar ,,

“I didn’t have life wisdom and I needed it. Daddy was pure wisdom – he was my grandpa reincarnated,” Cesar said. “I feel younger now than I did before and Junior represents new life – youth with wisdom. As I’ve said before, you get the dog you need.”

so aku respect laah Cesar nie ,, dia bantu anjing-anjing tuu ,, iye lah dekat US if anjing-anjing yang problematic nie tak dapat nak di bantu which is attitude tak bole nak ubah , diorang akan dimatikan .. so in order untuk nak elak anjing-anjing nie dimatikan , adalah manusia-manusia yang bertanggungjawab nie bantu ,,

and setahu aku Adibah Noor pulak suka adopt kucing-kucing yang terbiar ,, based on her tweet , dia ada banyak kucing-kucing, peminat kucing rupanya kakak gorilla malaysia nie , hewhew,
lepas tu yang kes kucing Hero tuu , haihh sumpah sedih ,, sapa yang ada baca Mastika tahu lahh kisah dia ,, btw, pasangan yang adopt Hero tu ada adopt lagi seekor kucing, Burn namanya ,, Burn nie kucing yang ada kurap seluruh badan ,, so dorang sapu minyak gamat everyday ,, sampai dah nak hilang kurap tuu , dah naik balik bulu kucing tuu , but one day si Burn tuu hilang macam tu  je , tak balik-balik pun... so pasangan tersebut berharap agar si Burn tu balik rumah ataupun duduk dalam keadaan sihat ,, tapi hikmah di sebalik kejadian/kebaikan yang pasangan nie dah buat , pasanagn tersebut dikurnia kan sepasang kembar perempuan ,,

setiap kebaikan yang kita lakukan pada haiwan-haiwan nie akan diberi balasan nyaa ,,aku ada terbaca kat mana entah satu petikan nie ,, ceritanya lebih kurang macam nie lah 'contohnya ada kucing nie datang and that time kita tengah makan , so memang dah terang la kucing tu tengah meminta kann , so kita bagi lah sikit makan kita pada dia, contoh ikan ke ayam ke , and time kita bagi makan tuu , kita bisik lah pada dia contohnya "doakan lah aku agar aku berjaya dalam hidup aku", haa kita minta tolong dia doakan kita, iye lah kalau kita tolong dia , InsyaAllah dia akan tolong kita balik , InsyaAllah' lebih kurang macam tu caranya , cerita yang aku baca tuu, rasanya dari majalah Mastika jugak tapi isu yang dah lama dah .. tapi apa-apa pun kita kenalah doa pada Nya hari-hari ,

p/s: this post makes me reminded about Lekir 1, Lekir 2, Leqiu, Bambi.. haiihh , rindu kalian , Lekir 1, Leqiu, Bambi dah selamat dah ,, semoga bahagi 'disana' ..Lekir 2? tak dapat dikesan , semoga selamat selalu ,, sapa diorang nie ? my cats .. tapi aku dah bela dorang nie serentak , nie semua dari zaman ke zaman ,,

p/p.s: tak kesah laa apa haiwan sekali pun...kita kenalah tolong dia kalau dia dalam kesusahan ,, kalau dalam buku PAFA mesti ada tajuk Ihsan , ada title kecik die 'Ihsan kepada Haiwan' ,,
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loghat utagha

selamat tengahari ! just now I was scrolling down my news feed and found KYO Propaganda status update. haaa , status dia pasal translation loghat urata Utara, haaa, meh belajar slang Utagha meh, aku pun bukan nya pandai sangat slang nie , dok baca tadi pun ada lah jugak words yang aku tak tau , harap ja duduk utara, Perak utara je pun, hewhew .

Kona = belok, diinspirasikan dari perkataan corner
Katup = tutup
Pi = pergi
Mai = mari
Keciwi = bangga/poyo
Toyu = kicap
Sakai = bodoh/kurang cerdik
Gheti = tahu/ada experience
Keloi = panggil/tegur
Habaq = bagitau
Belemoih = kotor
Cemuih = bosan
Gheyau = nangis
Ghempang= sama maksud dgn loq laq
Ghetiauw = keriting/curly
Kute = cubit
Loq laq = tak senonoh
Mengkalong = baling
Liun = pusing jarak jauh
Cempegha = huru hara
Cempeluam = buat kerja tak senonoh
Ghengau = cakar
Kawaq = pencuri/orang jahat
Tawaq hebiaq = tawaq tak terkata
Beluam = baju busuk
Kelolo = suka merapu
Ghabat = panjat
Ligan = kejar
Bendang = sawah
Celuih = muat
Ghembas = pukul
Ghembiang = bawa sesuatu dalam kuantiti yang banyak
Ghimbok = pukul, belasah
Tonyoh = gosok/berus
Cherok = pedalaman
Bersiang = cuci, siang ikan
Tokak/kokak = gigit
Gostan = undur
Awat = kenapa/mengapa, diambil daripada what
Gone = bukit yang tak berapa tinggi
Cas = galak, merujuk kepada sikap mengada-ngada
Menyoghok = sarapan pagi
Kughuih kedekiang = kurus benar
Gol/jalan/pi/piap = kesemuanya merujuk kepada kematian
Cabai = cili padi



credit to : Kyo Popaganda


p/s: baru lepas angkat kerusi. phew,phew, berat okay, kerusi kayu jati , bukan baru beli, ubah tempat jep,


p/p/s: aku selalu bukak video kyo propaganda nie, diorant nie ala-ala parody gittew, best okay, nie hah page dia > Kyo Propaganda

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Ways to Freak Out Your Roomates ...

hah !  





1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors by your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
4. Trash the room when your roommate's not around. Then leave and wait for your roommate to come back. When he/she does, walk in and act surprised. Say, "Uh-oh, it looks like, THEY, were here again."
5. Every time you see your roommate yell, "You jerk" and kick him/her in the stomach. Then buy him/her some ice cream.
6. Set your roommate's bed on fire. Apologize and explain that you've been watching too much "Beavis & Butthead." Do it again. Tell him/her that you're not sorry because this time, they deserved it.
7. Put your glasses on before you go to bed. Take them off as soon as you wake up. If your roommate asks, explain that they are Magic Dream Glasses. Complain that you've been having terrible nightmares.
8. Eat lots of "Lucky Charms." Pick out all the yellow moons and stockpile them in the closet. If your roommate inquires, explain that visitors are coming, but you can't say anything more, or you'll have to face the consequences.
9. Set up meetings with your roommate's faculty advisor. Inquire about his/her academic potential. Take lots of notes, and then give your roommate a full report. Insist that he/she do the same.
10. "Drink" a raw egg for breakfast every morning. Explain that you are in training. Eat a dozen donuts every night.
11. Every Thursday, pack up everything you own and tell your roommate you're going home. Come back in an hour and explain that no one was home. Unpack everything and go to sleep.
12. Every time you wake up, start yelling, "Help! Where am I?!" and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go back to bed. If your roommate asks, say you don't know what he/she is talking about.
13. Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "It's spreading, it's spreading."
14. Buy a McDonald's "Happy Meal" for lunch every day. Eat the straw and the napkin. Throw everything else away.
15. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks, start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, "I can't live in the same room with you," storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever again.
16. Buy a Jack-In-The-Box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.
17. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.
18. Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."
19. Lock the door while your roommate is out. When he/she comes back and tries to unlock it, yell, "Don't come in, I'm naked!" Keep this up for several hours. When you finally let your roommate in, immediately take off all of your clothes, and ignore your roommate.
20. Bring in potential "new" roommates from around campus. Give them tours of the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of him/her, and reply, "Oh, him/her? He/she won't be here much longer."
21. If your roommate comes home after midnight, hit him/her on the head with a rolling pin. Immediately go to bed, muttering, "Ungrateful little..."
22. Pile dirty dishes in your roommate's bed. Insist that you don't know how they got there.
23. Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
24. Feign a serious illness for two weeks. Have a priest come to your room and visit you. Write out a will, leaving everything to your roommate. One day, miraculously "recover." Insist that your roommate write out a will, leaving everything to you. Every time he/she coughs, excitedly say, "Oooh, are you dying?"
25. Live in the hallway for a month. Afterwards, bring all of your stuff back into the room and tell your roommate, "Okay, your turn."
26. Keep a tarantula in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say, "Oh, he's around here somewhere."
27. Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
28. Bowl inside the room. Set up tournaments with other people in the building. Award someone a trophy. If your roommate wants to bowl too, explain that he/she needs bowling shoes.
29. Walk backwards all the time. Then pretend to trip and hurt yourself. Fake an injury and go through a long, painful recovery. Start walking backwards again.
30. While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
31. Explain to your roommate that you're going to be housing a prospective student in the near future. One day, bring in a pig. If your roommate protests, hug the pig and tell your roommate that he/she hurt its feelings. Watch T.V with the pig, eating lots of bacon.
32. Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
33. Punch a hole in the T.V. Sit and watch it anyway, complaining about the poor picture quality.
34. Wear a cape. Stand in front of an open window for about an hour every day. Then, one day, when your roommate is gone, go outside and lie down underneath the window, pretending to be hurt, and wait for your roommate to return. The next day, start standing in front of the window again.
35. Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
36. Fill an empty shaving cream can with whipped cream. Use it to shave, and then spray some into your mouth. Later on, complain that you feel sick. Continue this process for several weeks.
37. Cover your bed with a tent. Live inside it for a week. If your roommate asks, explain that "It's a jungle out there." Get your roommate to bring you food and water.
38. Keep a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the room. Look at it with fear for a few days. Then stay out of the room entirely, opening the door only a crack and whispering to your roommate, "Psst! Is it gone?"
39. Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests, explain that you were hot. Open and close the broken window as you normally would.
40. Throw darts at a bare wall. All of a sudden, act excited, telling your roommate that you hit the bull's eye.
41. Send flowers to your roommate, with a card that says, "I'm sorry. It won't happen again." When you see them, start ripping up the flowers. Repeat the process for a few weeks.
42. Call your roommate "Clyde" by accident. Start doing so every so often. Increase the frequency over the next few weeks, until you are calling him "Clyde" all the time. If your roommate protests, say, "I'm sorry. I won't do that anymore, Murray."
43. Hire a night watchman to guard the room while you are sleeping.
44. Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
45. Practice needlepoint every night. At one point, grab your thumb and scream, "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Cry hysterically for a few minutes, and then go to bed. Sob and sniff all night.
46. When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say, "That was your mom. She said she'd call back."
47. Every time your roommate comes in, immediately turn off the lights and go to bed. When he/she leaves, get up and loudly yell, "Okay, guys, you can come out now."
48. Start wearing a crown, all the time. If your roommate tells you to take it off, say, "Who do you think you are? A king?"
49. Sit in front of a chess board for hours, saying nothing, doing nothing. Then, look up and say, "I think this game goes a lot faster with two players."
50. Talk back to your "Rice Krispies." All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
51. Change the locks on the door. Don't let your roommate in unless he/she says the secret word. Change the secret word often. If your roommate can 't guess the secret word, make him/her pay a tithe.
52. Scatter stuffed animals around the room. Put party hats on them. Play loud music. When your roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats, put away the stuffed animals, and say, "Well, it was fun while it lasted."
53. Hang a tire swing from the ceiling. Act like a monkey. If someone besides your roommate comes in, cease acting like a monkey and claim that the tire swing was your roommate's idea. When you and your roommate are alone again, continue acting like a monkey.
54. Unplug everything in the room except for one toaster. Pray to the toaster. Bring it gifts. Throw some of your roommate's possessions out the window. Say that the toaster made you do it.
55. Challenge your roommate to a duel. If he refuses, claim that you have won by forfeit and therefore conquered his side of the room. Insist that he remove all of his possessions immediately.
56. Sign your roommate up for various activities. (Campus tour guide, blood donor, organ donor).
57. Start dressing like an Indian. If your roommate inquires, claim that you are getting in touch with your Native-American roots. If your roommate accuses you of not having any Native-American roots, claim that he/she has offended your people and put a curse on your roommate.
58. Wear your shoes on the wrong feet, all the time. Constantly complain that your feet hurt.
59. Hit your roommate on the head with a brick. Claim that you were trying to kill a mosquito.
60. Steal something valuable of your roommate's. If he/she asks about it, tell him/her that you traded it for some magic beans. Give some beans to your roommate.
61. Instead of turning off the light switch, smash the light bulb with a hammer. Put a new bulb in the next day. Complain often about the cost of light bulbs.
62. Videotape yourself hammering a nail into a wall for a while, and then stopping. Play the tape in your room. Right before the hammering stops on the videotape, look at the screen and say, "Don't do that."
63. Buy a lamp. Tell your roommate it's a magic lamp, with a genie inside it. Spend a week thinking about what to wish for. At the end of the week, report that someone has released the genie from the lamp. Blame your roommate.
64. Whenever your roommate brushes his/her teeth, watch him/her do so. Take notes. Write a paper on it, and circulate it around campus. If your roommate protests, say, "The people have a right to know!"
65. Collect potato chips that you think look like famous people. Find one that looks like your roommate. Burn it, and explain, "It had to be done."
66. Read the phone book out loud and excitedly. ("Frank Johnson! Oh, wow! 837-9494! Holy cow!")
67. Shadow box several times a day. One day, walk in looking depressed. If your roommate asks what's wrong, explain that your shadow can't box with you anymore due to an injury. Ask your roommate if you can box with his/her shadow.
68. When you walk into the room, look at your roommate in disgust and yell, "Oh, you're here!" Walk away yelling and cursing.
69. Put up flyers around the building, reporting that your roommate is missing. Offer a reward for his/her safe return.
70. Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask your roommate if the watermelon can sleep in his/her bed. If your roommate says no, drop the watermelon out the window. Make it look like a suicide. Say nasty things about your roommate at the funeral.
71. Draw a chalk outline on the floor. When your roommate comes in, say, "Don't worry. It's not what you think." If he/she asks about it again, immediately change the subject.
72. Drink a cup of coffee every morning. When you finish it, gnaw on the mug for about ten minutes. Then, look at your roommate, immediately put the mug away, and quickly leave the room.
73. Paint a tunnel on the wall like they do in cartoons. Every day, hit your head as you attempt to crawl through it. Hold your head and grumble, "I'll get that pesky road runner...."
74. Leave memos on your roommate's bed that say things like, "I know what you did," and "Don't think you can fool me." Sign them in blood.
75. Hold a raffle, offering your roommate as first prize. If he/she protests, tell him/her that it's all for charity.
76. Make cue cards for your roommate. Get them out whenever you'd like to have a conversation.
77. Talk like a pirate, all the time. Threaten to make your roommate walk the plank if he/she doesn't swab the deck. Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!
78. Set up about twenty plants in an organized formation. When your roommate walks in, pretend to be in the middle of delivering a speech to the plants. Whisper to them, "We'll continue this later," while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
79. Buy a telescope. Sit on your bed and look across the room at your roommate through the telescope. When you're not using the telescope, act like your roommate is too far away for you to see.
80. Keep some worms in a shoebox. When doing homework, go and consult with the worms every so often. Then become angry, shouting at the worms that they're stupid and they don't know what they're talking about.
81. Watch "Psycho" every day for a month. Then act excited every time your roommate goes to take a shower.
82. Wear a paper hat. Every time your roommate walks in, say, "Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your... Oh, it's just you." Take off the hat, sit, and pout.
83. Go through your roommate's textbooks with a red pen, changing things and making random corrections. If your roommate protests, tell him/her that you just couldn't take it anymore.
84. Leave the room at random, knock on the door, and wait for your roommate to let you back in. If he/she asks about it, go on a tangent about the importance of good manners.
85. Hang a horseshoe above the door. Make up stories about having had good luck. Then, take the horseshoe down and wrap your head in bandages. When you see your roommate, look above the door where the horseshoe used to be, hold your head, and mutter, "Stupid horseshoe...."
86. Carve a jack-o-lantern. Complain to your roommate that the jack-o-lantern has been staring at you. The next day, tell your roommate that the jack-o-lantern thinks he/she has been staring at it. Confide in your roommate that you really don't like thejack-o-lantern, but you can't convince it to move out.
87. As soon as your roommate turns the light off at night, begin singing famous operas as loud as you can. When your roommate turns on the light, look around and pretend to be confused.
88. Hang a basketball net on the wall. Challenge your refrigerator to basketball games, and play them in front of your roommate. Do so for about a month. Confide in your roommate that you think the refrigerator has been taking steroids.
89. Drink lots of lemonade. Talk obnoxiously for hours about how much you love lemonade. Then, one day, paint your face yellow. From then on, complain about how much you hate lemonade.
90. Late at night, start conversations that begin with, "Remember the good old days, when we used to..." and make up stories involving you and your roommate.
91. Whenever your roommate sneezes, go and hide in the closet for about and hour. Look around nervously for the rest of the day.
92. Sit and stare at your roommate for hours. Bring others in to join you. Eat peanuts, throwing a few at your roommate. Then say, "Boy, these zoos just aren't what they used to be."
93. Tell your roommate that your toe hurts, and that means there's going to be an earthquake, soon. While your roommate is out, trash everything on his/her side of the room. When he/she returns, explain that the earthquake hit, but only on one side of the room.
94. Buy a gun. Clean it every day. One day, put a band-aid on your forehead, and refuse to discuss the gun ever again.
95. Buy a lobster. Pretend to play cards with it. Complain to your roommate that the lobster is making up his own rules.
96. Make pancakes every morning, but don't eat them. Draw faces on them, and toss them in the closet. Watch them for several hours each day. Complain to your roommate that your "pancake farm" isn't evolving into a self-sufficient community. Confide in your roommate that you think the king of the pancakes has been taking bribes.
97. While you are ironing, pretend to burn yourself. Start a garbage can fire in the middle of the room. Toss the iron inside. If your roommate objects, explain that you are just trying to get even.
98. Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.
99. Create an army of animal crackers. Put them through basic training. Set up little checkpoints around the room. Tell your roommate that the camel spotted him/her in a restricted area and said not to do it again. Ask your roommate to apologize to the camel.
100. Put out a plate of cookies at night. Tell your roommate that they're for the Sandman. Take a bite out of one of the cookies while your roommate is asleep. The next morning, accuse your roommate of having bitten one of the cookies. If he/she tries to tell you the Sandman did it, insist that you know what the Sandman's teeth marks look like and that those are, in fact, not the Sandman's teeth marks. Grumble angrily and storm out of the room.
101. Post this list over your bed.




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10 Fakta menarik tentang CocaCola

Kita tau minum je , apa kata kita gain sikit knowledge kita pasal 
COKE niee ....





" Fakta seperti yang tersenarai dibawah adalah kajian santifik yang
dibuat oleh ahli sains kesihatan/sosial di USA dan Britain serta
laporan dari seluruh dunia mengenai minuman ringan Coke : Coca Cola.




Di dalam kebanyakan negeri di US, kereta peronda lebuhraya akan
dimuatkan 2 gallon Coke untuk menghilangkan kesan darah di jalanraya
apabila berlaku kemalangan. Cam pasukan SMART dan bomba kita tu,
Harzadous Team. Cuba tanya Plus Ronda atau Polis Lebuhraya, adakah
mereka guna?





Anda di rumah diharap dapat mencuba kajian ini :




1. Masukkan tulang dalam satu mangkuk yang diisi Coke, ia akan
hancur atau hilang sama sekali dalam masa 2 hari. Elok untuk yang
berniaga sup tulang!




2. Untuk mencuci tandas : Masukkan setin air Coke dalam tandas dan
biarkan selama 1 jam dan kemudian 'flush'. Kesan kotoran/hampas akan
hilang dari tindakan 'citric asid' yang berada dalam Coke. Satu bahan
gantian untuk mencuci kalau sabun dah habis! Rasa-rasa buat sabun badan
boleh tak?




3. Untuk menghilangkan kesan karat dari bumper kereta jenis chrome
: Lap bumper dengan aluminium foil yang dicelup dengan Coke. Kesannya
karat hilang!




4. Untuk menghilangkan kesan 'corrosion' atau hakisan pada skru/nat
bateri kereta : Tuang saja setin Coke pasti kesan hakisan hilang serta
merta.





5. Untuk melonggarkan skru yang berkarat dan ketat : Sekali lagi tuang setin Coke, skru tersebut pasti longgar dan boleh dibuka.




6. Untuk menghilangkan kesan minyak/lekit dari pakaian : Tambahkan
setin Coke dalam mesin basuh bersama sabun pencuci dan basuh macam
biasa. Kesan minyak tu pasti hilang. Kemudian bolehlah minum air
basuhan tadi berperisa coke.




7. Cermin kereta anda berdebu/kotor/melekit ? Celup tuala dengan
Coke dan lap.Pasti bersih. Tak payah guna tin sembur cuci cermin cam
jual di Yawata tu kerana ianya amat mahal!




8. Bahan aktif Coke adalah phosphoric asid. Ia mempunyai pH 2.8. Ia
boleh meleburkan sebatang paku dalam masa 4 hari. Kilang Perwaja/besi
mesti suka ni!




Asid tersebut juga menghakis kekuatan tulang belakang dan tulang
lain dalam badan yang merupakan punca utama kearah penyakit
osteoporosis.




Sila lihat lori yang membawa air sirap Coke dalam lori tangki,[
bukan lori yang bawa Coke siap dalam botol/tin] pasti dilengkapi dengan
tanda amaran "Bahan Kimia Bahaya" atau"Bahan Penghakis : bahaya". Lori
tangki itu juga diselaputi bahan penghakis hakisan untuk mengelak lori
tu dihakis. . Tolong jangan letak/parking kereta berhampiran lori
tangki yang ada tanda amaran tu, silap-silap tengah bawak kereta, putus
2 sebab hakisan/karat.




9. Para pengedar minuman Coke telah menggunakannya untuk mencuci
bahagian enjin lori/trak mereka sejak 20 tahun. Wahh...mesti buat
overhaul ni!




10. Kandungan gulanya 18 sudu cawan teh satu tin Coke. Cuba try
bancuh kopi/teh dengan 18 sudu gula tu kat rumah dan minum mesti
termuntah tapi tambahkan citric asid, mesti muka tersenyum. Tambah pula
dengan ais!. Wahh! Rasa cam minum Coke berperisa kopi. Asid tersebut
akan bertindak terhadap lidah untuk memberi signal kepada otak bahawa
air yang diminum tidak berapa manis. Lidah ngan otakpun kena tipu.
Semua minuman ringan menggunakan asid yang sama. Tak kiralah Pepsi.
7-up, Drinho, Yeos, Milo, F&N dll. Sama jer! Anak bapak dan
Keluarga 69.




Coke membawa maksud dadah Cocaine. Asal minuman Coke adalah dicipta
untuk menghilangkan rasa letih dan mengkhayalkan untuk para pekerja
buruh. Cam candu masuk China dulu. Antara isi kandungannya adalah
ekstrak dari daun coca [cocaine] dan kacang Cola. Tu yang mai perkataan
CocaCola tu.




Cuba rendamkan gigi [gigi yang patah ker tapi kalau nak rendam gigi
dalam mulut tu pun boleh gak] dalam satu mangkuk Coke, pasti gigi tu
hilang/lebur dalamasa 24-49 jam. Yang mana sakit gigi, try cara ni,
kot-kot gigi tu bleh hilang!




Kalau anda tak suka minum kopi tapi suka sangat minum Coke, sama
jer! Anda minum Caffein, bahan yang sama dalam 2 minuman tersebut.




DiIndia, negeri Andhra Pradesh dan Chattisgarh secara spesifiknya,
para peladangnya menggunakan Coke sebagai semburan untuk membunuh
serangga perosak dalam ladang kapas dan cili mereka. Jadi racun
seranggalah pulak. Saper ada tanam pokok cili kat rumah tu, semburlah
Coke untuk bunuh serangga. Cili tu rasa pedas manis berperisa coke kot?
Cubalah!







Jadi, sambil-sambil kita minum Coke tu, bolehlah pada masa yang
sama cuci cermin kereta, cuci baju, buka nat skru, cuci tandas , sembur
serangga dll. Rupa-rupanya Coke ni boleh dibuat bahan gantian emergency
jika bahan cuci/pelincir/penghakis habis kat rumah. Semua fakta diatas
anda boleh cuba sendiri dirumah jika tak percaya. Yang mana tak pass
sains khasnya kimia dulu masa sekolah bolehlah buat eksperimen sains
kimia ni kat rumah.









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